The latest tweets from @ZuckerbergCEO.
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Mark Zuckerberg, that Facebook CEO fella who has the propensity to act like a robotic alien who has been sent down to earth to create a social media platform that makes all of us hate each other, decided to have some fun in the ocean this weekend and… once again looked like a robot trying to enjoy some time on the water while hoping that the water doesn’t make the wires he’s made of light on fire and take him down.
We all know that when you’re out in the sun i’ts important to wear sunscreen. But Zuck took things to an extreme level in Hawaii as he made absolutely damn sure that his face wasn’t going to get sunburned:
Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen https://t.co/TYcdDmBbZGpic.twitter.com/INyGVPvNY6
— New York Post (@nypost) July 19, 2020
The internet had jokes:
He has literally become the embodiment of the zombie monstrousness of his company https://t.co/ASVLu8at55
— Heidi N. Moore - on social media break (@moorehn) July 19, 2020Same energy. pic.twitter.com/jx2u7r7LbO
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 19, 2020Mark Zuckerberg surfing looks like a horror movie about a mime who terrorizes a sleepy beachfront community pic.twitter.com/pfXa41Z3pg
— Jim Cunningham (@J1MCUNN1NGHAM) July 19, 2020New York Post, caught slippin.
That's obviously the native skin tone of Mark Zuckerberg's alien species. https://t.co/0uWmj86TM4
— David Majors, Death-Cello Bizarre (@CallMeDjm) July 19, 2020Wait, what's the issue here? Mark Zuckerberg wears his clown makeup everywhere else he goes, why not while surfing https://t.co/SWtfRI8Wbm
— Bruv Actually (@TNTgametokin) July 19, 2020An exclusive photo of my sleep paralysis demon pic.twitter.com/mZP5rSMjXq
— Kevin Fallon (@kpfallon) July 19, 2020Is it Mark Zuckerberg or is it cake? Let's cut into him to find out.
— Venus Jade (@Venusjade) July 19, 2020
This is worse than that Bigfoot photo. pic.twitter.com/KPWO2SMu4P
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 19, 2020
lamest dystopian overlords ever https://t.co/OC4XoWvJB7
— Liz Franczak (@liz_franczak) July 19, 2020Conspiracy: Mark Zuckerberg is actually a mime pic.twitter.com/pb8lfFFkQW
— J-Fizzle (@jfizzlle) July 19, 2020not that this makes sense at all but...that neck is still going to burn pic.twitter.com/TVmJMCq1Ip
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) July 19, 2020Mark Zuckerberg dresses as a mime to distract from his rich person surfboard that surfs for him pic.twitter.com/yFrUoMO18f
— luna lyra 🖍️🐇 (@lunalyra_ebooks) July 19, 2020When you think you can't hate Mark Zuckerberg more, then you find out he's a mime. pic.twitter.com/PAMZCHmscM
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 19, 2020Memo to Mark Zuckerberg: Sunscreen does not protect from online burns.
— Ralph Amsden (@ralphamsden) July 19, 2020Mark Zuckerberg Private Jet
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